The story so far:
Well! we are ST -20 (Summer Time minus twenty days), and to date we have had a grand total of two days of sunshine. This may not sound impressive (and it’s not), but! well there is no but. Listen to me you’ve got to remember where you are you know; reality check please. The last time I checked we were somewhere between freezing and frozen. Irish men never sweat, we THAW OUT.
We have long ago adopted to the miserable conditions of our environment, signs of which can be seen in almost any pub worthy of its name. Sunshine indoors is created by a unique blend of intoxicating liquor and mind altering melodies that would warm the cockles of your heart.
And this is it! This is exactly what we have to offer you guys in summer 2011: “sunshine
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO…