BLIZZARD OF THE CENTURY!! 08/01/2010

 

The Avalon team here, contacting you via the wonder of wireless intercommunications technology. Buses have been cancelled, airports closed, all transport has been reduced to polar bear and/or dog sleigh. Although every inch of Dublin is now covered in ice, and many people have been left trapped in their homes, or worse the hostel they’re staying in, there has been room for fun.

Dubliners have taken to leaving their cars at home, and simply sneezing in the opposite direction to where they need to travel, using simply the force of a single sneeze, the average chartered accountant can travel up to 25mph sliding on the ice.
This saves on petrol and is much kinder to the environment than the rocket packs generally used by commuting businessmen in the Dublin financial district.